Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris look set for an Hawaiian Wedding!

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Rumors about this terrible wedding have been going around since what feels like the beginning of time, but today’s OK!

cover story is more believable than any item that has come before it.

After the mind-numbing public displays of affection they published to social media earlier this week, insiders say

Taylor and Adam “have thrown themselves into the wedding planning process” and are “hunting for the perfect Hawaiian estate at which to host the nuptials.”

This is a boring location for a wedding, but Taylor and Adam are boring people with plenty of money to spend, so I believe it.

Only 50 of her 847 best friends will be invited, and Harry Styles will not be one of them.