The World’s First “Sex” Theme Park Is On Its Way

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If roller-coasters don’t quite get your blood pumping, you’ll be pleased to know that there’s a theme park opening in Brazil that will definitely get you hot under the collar…

What with bumper cars shaped like genitalia, aphrodisiacs instead of candy-floss, and a nudist pool, this amusement park will be for adults-only.

There’ll be a 7D cinema with vibrating seats (and we’re presuming the films screened there won’t exactly be Disney…), an erotic sculpture park and a sex playground.


There’ll be a “train of pleasure” as well as a museum all about sex and a naked water slide.

No matter how hot and heavy things get – however – there won’t actually be any hanky-panky permitted on the park grounds. As an investor told the NY Post:

“This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah. If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate”

They’ve also stressed that the park will promote a healthy attitude to safe sex.


Locals are worried, however, that this sex park is going to attract debauched perverts to their area:

“We cannot be known as the capital of sex!”

Entrance to the park will be around $100, which yes, is about £69…