Andrex who manufacturers toilet paper in the UK have flushed away remainers claims that Brexit will limit supplies.
A individual on Twitter tweeted ”AndrexUK according to a daily newspaper in the event of a no deal brexit. We will run out of toilet paper. Do you have any response to this”?
Andrex responded by saying ”Hi, nearly all of our much loved Andrex toilet paper is manufactured in the UK and we’d like to assure our customers that we have strong plans in place to ensure a steady and long supply whatever the outcome of Brexit may be.”
The British public will be relieved to know that in the event of a no deal Brexit they will not have to use newspaper to wipe their backsides.