You Can Now Buy A Willy Pillow That’ll Keep You Warm On Those Long Winter Night’s

If a hot water bottle just wasn’t doing the trick anymore you can now buy a four-foot long penis shaped pillow to see you through the winter nights.

Makers Firebox claim the novelty cushion – called Pierre – is here to ‘keep you warm on long lonely nights’.

Jumbo Pierre the body pillow now joins the existing range of ‘world’s smallest Pierre the penis’, ‘Pierre the penis pillow’, and even a ‘giant Pierre the penis’.

This larger-than-life version will set you back £39.99, but did we mention how adorable he is?

Pierre is described as: “We’ve supersized everyone’s favourite adorable penis just to suit you.

  • Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow, Firebox, £39.99

“Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage.

Firebox adds the Pierre pillow is designed for cuddling, and shoppers are snapping up the giant appendage, with the online store confirming they sell a penis-themed item once every two hours.

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